im sorry this just happened to me on omegle so i had to make this
i am sorry
this is the best homestuck related post on the internet
(via the-gays-are-coming)
nue:
maybe we all die because this is only the free trial of life and we have to pay $19.99 to access the full version and all extra features
“Hey John, I heard that you like Ghostbusters?”
DON’T YOU DARE COME ROUND MY HOUSE LIKE THAT!
GODDAMMIT ZARA, PUT SOME PANTS ON!
Striders gonna stride!
I am going to come over naked now
You are the PAGE OF PAPER.
Your interests include NOTHING because you are in fact, a PAGE OF PAPER.you guys suck this was the most hilarious thing i ever did
(via alypalycow)
jesus christ that’s diabolical
Mother of God
(via fiftystatesofawesome)
has this been done yet?Cal’s canon voice is now Lemongrab
shoutout to those people who have been following me for a long time and have never unfollowed me even those times i wanted to unfollow myself we are true soul sisters you feel me
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So it turns out that just sticking a can of spaghetti on the stove to heat it up does not work the same way as doing it over a campfire.
It rose, in cylinder form, and then when I shut the heat off, it sunk back down.
Who let me be an adult
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haunt that shit, we should
haunt that shit, we should
I refuse to admit the existence of Episodes 1-3 but LOL
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my favourite thing about tumblr is probably the fact that at any moment john green can and will join the conversation
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